Tuesday, September 9, 2008

excuse me m'am

so today at the gym...

i didn't get there until like 7 because i had to take a nap first. number one sign of being old. when i did get there, every good elliptical machine was taken. so i got on one that i hate because it's not smooth and it makes me move in an awkward way, nothing like running. so i kinda just stood on it for a minute. then saw this girl, who was MAYBE 23, only like 4 years younger. Okay, maybe she was 21, but still she was in her 20's at least. so this girl in her 20's is getting off one of the good ellipticals, so i look over and say "are you finished?" her response??? "yes m'am."

m'am.


m'am?


now i work in a school so kids call me m'am all the time because their mama's taught them that was right, but they're like anywhere from 11-14 so i can deal with being a m'am. but a 20-something calling me, another 20-something, m'am...

it's just too much.